You know you're at TFA when . . .

• You’re concerned that you only washed your hands 17 times during shift.
• You celebrate your 1-year anniversary with a community dress-up party.
• You’re the king and queen of prom, and you were home-schooled.
• You’re waiting in delight and fear for what David Norman will say next.
• You’re eating fine meals rapidly, and normal meals slowly.
• Dinner for 8 feels cozy and intimate.
• You mix up the names of the misbehaving toilet, the car GPS, and the lady at the post office.
• You judge a group 25% by how friendly they are during meals, and 75% by how much body hair they leave in the bathrooms.
• You’re asking Os Guinness for a lift into the city.
• You get your recipes from Francis Collins’ wife.
• You know what Hymn 708 is.
• Your Sunday School teacher is 94 years old.
• The community drops you off for your dream job interview (in the 15 passenger van!).
• The community votes on the day of your engagement.